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“The best sex takes place in the mind first”
Jenna Jameson, How to... Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale
“Maturity comes in three stages: dependence, independence and interdependence”
Jenna Jameson, How to... Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale
“I want to be judged by who I am as a person, not by what happened to me. In fact, all the bad things have only contributed to my confidence and sense of self, because I survived them and became a better and stronger person.”
Jenna Jameson, How to... Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale
“Ultimately, what really matters is not just the experiences you have at a young age, but whether or not you are equipped-by your parents, by your genetics, by your education-to survive and deal with them.”
Jenna Jameson, How to... Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale
“The strange thing about bullies is that if you take their abuse, it never ends. But once you get the balls to stand up to them, they respect you and move on to a weaker target. I never heard a bitchy word from her again. It was that”
Jenna Jameson, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale
“When I feel betrayed, I cut that person out of my life to protect myself from getting hurt anymore. So I stopped seeing Jennifer after that, and I lost one of the only people in my life who truly seemed to have loved me. A”
Jenna Jameson, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale
“Thou may leave the toilet seat up. But thou shalt not leave the toilet seat down and pee on it.”
Jenna Jameson, How to... Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale
“I knew that Jack was cheating on me. The only problem was that I hadn’t caught him yet.”
Jenna Jameson, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale
“I knew that I was over him like a butterfly is over a cocoon. He said everything he could to win me back. But when I looked into his eyes, I didn’t feel a thing. When I left him that afternoon,”
Jenna Jameson, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale
“Randy begins to orgasm.

RANDY
Yeah! Ha ha! Ah ha. Ahh. Ha. Ah. Ha ha. Ha. Oh baby. Oh fuck. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ah. Oh baby. Huh-ahhh. Ah. Oh God. Oh God. Mmm. Yeah. Squeeze.

Gurgling sound of cum being squeezed out of Jenna.

RANDY
Oh ho ho. Oh yeah. Oh fuck. Yeah. Oh look at you. Look at you. Look at that. Oh baby. You are so fucking fine.

Jenna giggles.”
Jenna Jameson, How to... Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale
“More than that, if we were going to continue to date, I wanted him close, so that I could keep my eye on him. I didn’t trust him at all. I was still too young to know that there is no such thing as love without trust. There”
Jenna Jameson, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale
“Ale to, co naprawdę mnie przyciągnęło. to cecha, która pociąga większość dziewczyn - był emocjonalnie martwy. A ja wierzyłam, że mogę go naprawić. Myślałam, że potrafię się przebić przez twardą fasadę i odnaleźć prawdziwego Jacka, wrażliwego mężczyznę, ukrywającego się pod tymi wszystkimi tatuażami.Właśnie dlatego, że nigdy nie pokazał po sobie krztyny wrażliwości czy emocji, wierzyłam, że jest najbardziej czułym i wrażliwym człowiekiem na ziemi. Wierzyłam, że ja - i tylko ja - jestem w stanie skruszyć jego pancerz i zamienić go w niegrzecznego ukochanego, o jakim zawsze śniłam. Jakże niedorzeczne!
Teraz wiem, że jeżeli umawiasz się z kimś, by go ulepszyć, nie jesteś wcale w związku miłosnym. Jesteś po prostu pielęgniarką. Prosta prawda, a jednocześnie najtrudniejsza lekcja, której doświadcza kobieta - dostajesz to, co widzisz.”
Jenna Jameson, How to... Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale