Five Point Someone Quotes

“I suddenly leaned forward,bringing my face close to hers.catching her breath,stifling that laugh and pink tongue,she watched me wide-eyed.I removed the wallet from my back pocket and sat down casually again.
"What happened?" I asked idly.
"I thought...never mind".She blinked.
Ha,gotcha”
― Chetan Bhagat, Five Point Someone: What Not to Do at IIT

“smoke is beautiful; weightless and shapeless, it almost appears as deceptively powerless as the person releasing it, yet, it comes from within and rises above us all. Crap,”
― Chetan Bhagat, Five Point Someone

“the definition of a machine is simple. It is anything that reduces human effort. Anything.”
― Chetan Bhagat, Five Point Someone

“I think half the trees in the world are felled to make up the IIT entrance exam guides. Most of them are crap,”
― Chetan Bhagat, Five Point Someone

“it is only when one writes a book that one realizes the true power of MSWord, from grammar checks to replace-alls.”
― Chetan Bhagat, Five Point Someone

“It was the first time I’d seen Alok’s home. I told you he was kind of poor, I mean not World Bank ads type starving poor or anything, but his home had the barest minimum one would need for existence. There was light, but no lampshades, there was a living room, but no couches, there was a TV, but not a colour one. The living room was where lived Alok’s father, entertaining himself with one of the two TV channels, close to unconscious by the time we reached. Alok’s mother was already waiting, using her sari edge to wipe her tears.”
― Chetan Bhagat, Five Point Someone

“By living on our own terms. By being rats, not mice, work together and beat the system. I will not give up my friends for this system. In fact, my friendships will beat the system.”
― Chetan Bhagat, Five Point Someone: What Not to Do at IIT

“There are times in life you wish dinosaurs weren’t extinct and could be whistled to come and gulp you down.”
― Chetan Bhagat, Five Point Someone

“Sometimes, if you just paraphrase everyone’s arguments, you get to be the good guy.”
― Chetan Bhagat, Five Point Someone

“dream.”
― Chetan Bhagat, Five Point Someone

“around”
― Chetan Bhagat, Five point someone

“Unless you are like a champion or something, you probably know how difficult the damn game is. The rubber ball jumps around like a frog high on uppers, and you jump around it to try and connect it to your racket. Ryan had played it for years and Alok and I were hopeless at it. I missed connecting the ball to the racket five times in a row, and Alok did not even try moving from his place. After a while, even I gave up. Ryan tried to keep the game going as we stood like extra pillars on court. “C’mon guys, try at least,” Ryan called out.”
― Chetan Bhagat, Five point someone

“Gupta”
― Chetan Bhagat, Five point someone