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“It’s a genuine Burleigh and Stronginthearm double-action triple-cantilever crossbow with a polished walnut stock and engraved silver facings!”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“One minute life is simple, and then suddenly it stretches away full of complications. “Oh, my,” she said. “I’m a fairy godmother!”
― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

“This is because if people went around noticing everything that was going on all the time, no one would ever get anything done.”
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

“Gods,” prompted Om again. “We’re here to ask about gods!” “But is all this true?” said Brutha. Didactylos shrugged. “Could be. Could be. We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.” “You mean you don’t know it’s true?” said Brutha. “I think it might be,” said Didactylos. “I could be wrong. Not being certain is what being a philosopher is all about.” “Talk about gods,” said Om. “Gods,” said Brutha weakly.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods