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Somerset was around Theo’s age, and he was annoyingly hot—golden skin, even in winter; blond hair with that bedhead muss that probably caused mass panty drops whenever he flashed his perfect smile; a swimmer’s build that tonight’s suit showed off to good advantage. The suit was the right blue to complement his eyes, of course. So, yeah, Auggie thought. Pretty. But he couldn’t hold a match to Theo.
— Jan 12, 2025 02:15PM
Gabi
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- the main talking points seemed to be that Auggie was selfish, that Auggie didn’t love his family, and that Auggie was, in a memorable turn of a phrase, “the most ungrateful drop of jizz your fuck-up father ever flicked from the tip of his dick.” 😳😂 OMG, our foul mouthed Fer is talking! 🎉😂
— Jan 12, 2025 08:56AM
