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The fights that characters in Gregory Ashe books have. I’ve never read anything like it. These characters are always so fucking mean to each other. It’s so entertaining.

Somerset was around Theo’s age, and he was annoyingly hot—golden skin, even in winter; blond hair with that bedhead muss that probably caused mass panty drops whenever he flashed his perfect smile; a swimmer’s build that tonight’s suit showed off to good advantage. The suit was the right blue to complement his eyes, of course. So, yeah, Auggie thought. Pretty. But he couldn’t hold a match to Theo.

- the main talking points seemed to be that Auggie was selfish, that Auggie didn’t love his family, and that Auggie was, in a memorable turn of a phrase, “the most ungrateful drop of jizz your fuck-up father ever flicked from the tip of his dick.” 😳😂 OMG, our foul mouthed Fer is talking! 🎉😂

Finally some fucking communication and comfort…. Goddam🤦🏻‍♀️

The amount of frustration these books give me is no joke. I'm annoyed bc books are good, characters are messed up but I totally get why - which is great. But this amount of pent up stress and angst without any proper release and catharsis is ridiculous.