Addison’s Reviews > Diary of a Haunting > Status Update

Horrible heroine now has a new horrible therapist. The author continues to have no idea how mental illness works.

Our horrible heroine talks about how gay people definitely don't have to worry about mental illness because being gay means you like people so anxiety doesn't exist. She's also decided people with agoraphobia all have no sex drives. As a pansexual hermit with with anxiety and a sex drive, I'm offended.

Our horrible heroine suddenly has a cell phone that is sending strange messages about blood and pigs and writes it off with a lol and a continued disbelief in ghosts. Do you want hauntings? This is how you get hauntings.

I hope a ghost shoves a whole humble pie into our main character's face. Oh boo hoo! I had to move away from my mansion to another mansion! The weird girl tried to befriend me! She has pink hair, which is disgusting. Clearly I am suffering!