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max theodore
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"[Leida]'s not the one orchestrating new movement against the throne in the provinces."
wait hey yeah why is calla even worried about that anyway. she hates all these people and she hated the previous monarch adn she doesn't trust august or anton. why are we all so married to monarchy continuing to exist
— Nov 11, 2024 06:18PM
wait hey yeah why is calla even worried about that anyway. she hates all these people and she hated the previous monarch adn she doesn't trust august or anton. why are we all so married to monarchy continuing to exist
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max theodore
is on page 167 of 374
just like straight up headhopping in here and not in the fun body-jumping way
— Feb 06, 2025 05:29PM
max theodore
is on page 159 of 374
i'm not saying shakespeare's octavia is a strong character, or that she is in fact anything at all (somethig he did deliberately), but otta has to be like. the pinnacle of chloe gong taking shakespearean characters and making them Strong Female Characters Who Kick Punch Edgy Fist Blows
— Jan 22, 2025 08:01PM
max theodore
is on page 131 of 374
“Calla’s anger gives way to frustration. There is no reason for them to be at odds. No extenuating circumstances, no rules set upon them. They could simply choose to stop being at each other’s throats.”
see it doesn’t get better just because you lampshade it
— Dec 17, 2024 01:59PM
see it doesn’t get better just because you lampshade it
max theodore
is on page 105 of 374
“[August] offered a sardonic smile to end the conversation and Galipei shut up in an instant, the same way that mortal sacrifices stilled in the presence of their gods, a second prior to being consumed.”
enough about anton and calla i need more of these toxic homo bitches
— Dec 17, 2024 01:34PM
enough about anton and calla i need more of these toxic homo bitches
max theodore
is on page 84 of 374
help i accidentally paused this on a cliffhanger and forgot
— Dec 04, 2024 09:43PM
max theodore
is on page 83 of 374
she did NOT just use the word speedrunning in the vaguely-90s-fantasy book
— Nov 11, 2024 07:45PM
max theodore
is on page 54 of 374
it’s so hard for me to try to care about how the last book ended. it did not have to. they did not have to death match there were so many ways they could’ve avoided that shit
— Nov 11, 2024 05:54PM
max theodore
is on page 34 of 374
historical accuracy (mark antony being dogshit at politics)
— Nov 04, 2024 06:06PM
max theodore
is on page 28 of 374
“For the first time, she’s starting to wonder if the provinces are better at hiding secrets from the palace than she thought.”
this is the girl who wants to liberate the kingdom
— Nov 03, 2024 04:38PM
this is the girl who wants to liberate the kingdom
