Joyce’s Reviews > Downward Facing Doug > Status Update

Daniel: We need to watch our backs.

Boone thinks: Hell, Doug can’t watch his front!

Did you see his tats? Prison ink - Aryan brotherhood, Celtic crosses, swastikas … the whole chucklehead skin gallery.

Sundowner cooks will wrap anything in a tortilla for a breakfast burrito. Probably the only thing you won’t find in the kitchen is a green card.

😳😆

Dave the Love God is Dave the Lifeguard by day. He’s known as a player, usually going after tourists. It’s said he has made more visitors happy than Sea World.

Boone Daniels is the sheriff here. But he doesn’t wear a badge - he wears an aura.

Cultures vary too by time of day. A break that might be hardcore at dawn may be soft as silk an hour later. A beach might be chill at noon, the lunch break, and be b@lls to the wall by dusk.

This guy is aggro. With his toxic masculinity, he’s like arsenic in a b@ll$ack.

Surfing has become the victim of its own success. It’s getting harder and harder to find open water.

Oof. Way behind in my GR reading challenge. An hour+ audiobook? Narrated by Ed Harris? Awesome! 😆