max theodore’s Reviews > A Tale of Two Cities > Status Update

for all that the middle is boring the last ~7 chapters of this book really are so tremendously well done. also they should not have let me read this as a mentally unstable teenager

sydney carton strong contender for cuntiest bisexual of all time

the weird part is dickens clearly does sympathize w the plight of the common people in france & yet he still presents the revolution as a bloodthirsty tyrannical mob killing anyone with a soft angelic spirit. it's not exactly bootlicking but it's verging. victor hugo would have words i fear

this book is so frustrating because there are so many fascinating character moments (even darnay and dr. manette get moments where they’re actually interesting, re: the guilt of generational wealth + trauma respectively), but then it’s like what if we were boring about a bank for a while

“You were a bachelor in your cradle.”
“Well,” observed Mr. Lorry, beamingly adjusting his little wig, “that seems probable, too.”

gobber httyd voice that’s why i never got married. and one other reason!

madame defarge they could never make me hate you

"I am not going to guess, at five o'clock in the morning, with my brains frying and sputtering in my head. If you want me to guess, you must ask me to dinner." when i say he's everything

“we have jean valjean and cosette at home”
>dr manette and lucie

judging by the passages i underlined the first time i read this, someone probably should have checked on high school max

a lot of this book is nonsense but when im thinking about sydney carton i could bite through brick