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Take a shot every time Hannah describes him as 'masculine' but it's water so we don't die

'I'm aware that we sound like characters from a cheesy porno' is about the most self aware we're gonna get

I really want to like this book, but I can't believe this author has a BA in English 😅

Female lead syndrome dictates you must be pocket sized. You must be half hobbit. but you must have disproportionately huge boobs 🙃