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max theodore
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eve pondering not giving adam the fruit after she eats it so that (despite being a woman "created lesser") she could be equal to him at last. or better. ough. girl you shouldve done that
— Mar 20, 2024 09:16PM
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max theodore
is on page 423 of 1008
cliche as it is. i fear that satan from paradise lost is Just Like Me Fr
— Mar 09, 2024 02:46PM
max theodore
is on page 273 of 1008
okay he did kind of serve with areopagitica. if only it weren’t THIRTY PAGES
— Feb 29, 2024 08:43PM
max theodore
is on page 178 of 1008
"Saith he, I find the mention of old cloaks, false beards, night-walkers and salt lotion; therefore the animadverter haunts playhouses and bordelloes; for if he did not, how could he speak of such gear? ...the confuter knows that these things are the furniture of playhouses and bordelloes, therefore... the confuter himself hath been traced in those places."
girl what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament!!!
— Feb 14, 2024 05:27PM
girl what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament!!!
max theodore
is on page 55 of 1008
crazy what a favorite professor will get you to do. for example i am reading a 27-page courtly masque where the heroine's special superpower is her chastity
— Feb 11, 2024 12:21PM
max theodore
is on page 173 of 1008
the audacity of this bitch to be like "yeah i don't like to throw in trifling fancy phrases" john you are lying. you are lying to me. you wrote decades after shakespeare and your work is harder to understand. nobody writes Like This on accident. look me in the eyes john
— Jan 20, 2024 02:58PM
max theodore
is starting
what goddamn right does this book hvae to be the size of a brick
— Jan 17, 2024 03:26PM
