R.F. Gammon’s Reviews > Tess of the D’Urbervilles > Status Update

So here’s what I’ll do to the husband. I’ll turn him into a flea—a harmless little flea. And then I’ll put that flea in a box and then I’ll put that box inside another box and then I’ll MAIL that box to myself and when it arrives AHAHAHA I’ll smash it with a hammer—