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It’s always so odd when you can tell EXACTLY which popular book inspired another popular book (not in a plagiarism way, just in a “I WANNA TRY” way)

I love a pyramid scheme

Jacin: I serve my princess
Cinder: you’re serving your own ruler? The head thaumaturge?
J: no, the other ruler’s family member
C: wait That’s Lavana’s niece. You’re serving me!
J: no, I serve winter
C: the princess?!!
J: I know it can never be so I’m leaving to start a revolution
C: to work for..:.the head thaumaturge?
J: facepalm

Jacin the simp that you are

Hamilton doesn’t hesitate he exhibits no restraint he takes and he takes and he takes and he keeps winning anyway—

RA RA RASPUTIN

*plays Non Stop*

ALEXANDER LOOK AROUND ISNT THIS ENOUGH HE WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED WHAT WOULD BE ENOUGH

Wow my 15 year old self loved Thorne so much and now I’m just like “NO GET AWAY FROM THAT CHILD”

I forgot this whole book is a Mal thirst trap

Alas poor Vin is a booktok girlie (if dangerous mysterious gray morality man says something, it MUST be true)

The new covers are a crime and that is all

Ma’am. Commit

I think she forgot Artemis is old lol

This is the most horrifying political system I’ve ever read about

Oh thank goodness my theory was wrong

I have a theory but I no like

AHHHH I forgot about the virginity loss trend in YA

My concerns are infinite actually

HOW have her parents not noticed him eating all the bagels for two weeks. Do they just. think Grace is eating dozens of bagels now

Remembering that MAGGIE wrote this is crazy

Reading slump is a perfect time for some good old 2010s paranormal

Ah yes another example of ways customer service employees don’t act

Yes I get it your brother has zero personality traits outside of being awful can we move on now

I am finding this so overwhelmingly meh

Vin and Elend’s romance is sending me because y’all are like “life changing ship” and I am squinting trying to find the part where they actually like each other

I’m trying to imagine being the artist who had to draw Vin on these covers

I could not care less about these characters

Um

I’ve been told the Maine vibes in this are beyond good which would be nice because the last few books I’ve read set in Maine were So Mid