R.F. Gammon > Recent Status Updates

Okay I can see how this might become insufferable over time but right now the tone is delightful

“All I ever did was make you sleep—you did the rest yourself” B R U H

“Root for the protagonist who just roofied a dude” is crazy behavior but since she’s a girl I guess it’s cool

This just in: drugging is okay and powerful as long as the drugger is the girl and she’s doing it magically

How can I possibly be not even halfway through this train wreck

Nooo not another celery

Ah good old fashioned MacGuffin fantasy

Gosh I love evil twins

Wow there are SO MANY realistic things happening rn! /s

“Daisy Jones and the 6 meets Wuthering Heights” is an absolutely insane comp and I also feel like I’ve already read the book just from seeing it

The mixed feelings are real. Wow

“This funeral parlor used to be a Dairy Queen, right?”
“That’s RIGHT. It worked out so conveniently for us. Already had a giant freezer”

The fact that I’ve screamed laughing three times already is distressing considering the subject matter why is the writing style like this

I’m definitely enjoying the world but Kell isn’t that interesting thus far (but I’m thrilled by the prospect of Lila)

I think this has been on my TBR since it came out lolz

TFW your currently reading list is Shakespeare, an Important Piece of American Literature, a really good small press fantasy book…and a vampire manga

Hardest thing about staging this would be making Brutus and Cassius distinct I think

I need to stop reading memoirs designed to get me mad but gosh they’re so addictive

Wow Mormon religion they could never make me like you (this isn’t directed at Mormon individuals but at the institution of the church)

Wow. This was really upsetting.

Review to come

This is so disgusting and devastating and wow I can’t put it down

Oh I did not know this was set at a Maine boarding school ohhhhhh this is going to be so real

Wow I remember that the first time I read this it was the most violent thing I’d ever actually read. I’m rereading and…still up there, wow

I do love how Meyer dances with the source material. She uses so much of it but never in a way that feels forced and it’s so delightful

Gosh I hate the evil stepmother

This being a standalone is CRAZY

Sorrows sorrows prayers (@my teen self)

Things I forgot about:
-scarlet calling Wolfe “dog-like” at every single possible turn
-Thorne being into p*rn

The dragon thing was cool and I cannot lie