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Phibi
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L:“I saw the joy in them yesterday when we threw ourselves off that pole. You were so proud of yourself. I was proud of you.”
V: “You threw me off.”
L: “Potayto, potahto.” He ignores me.
lol 😭😭😭🤣
— Mar 02, 2024 02:38AM
V: “You threw me off.”
L: “Potayto, potahto.” He ignores me.
lol 😭😭😭🤣
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Phibi
is on page 405 of 450
V: “Will you marry me, Linc?” My eyes bug out at her unexpected words.
D:“Oh, Jesus Christ, I shouldn’t be here,” my dad mutters.
Such an unexpected proposal 😳😭
— Mar 03, 2024 12:23AM
D:“Oh, Jesus Christ, I shouldn’t be here,” my dad mutters.
Such an unexpected proposal 😳😭
Phibi
is on page 235 of 450
“Oh, isn’t this just hilarious?” He widens his stance. “I have a chili stick for a dick, a superglue forehead, which is going to leave a mark, by the way, and a mild concussion. Although I’m guessing the real kick in the crotch, and I am sure you find this part even more hysterical, is having two female paramedics find me unconscious with my dick in my hand, bleeding to death on your living room floor.”
— Mar 02, 2024 02:47PM
Phibi
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“I love anything brightly colored or sparkly on a planner. On weekends, you’ll find me perusing every aisle of every stationery shop within a fifty-mile radius of my house.”
Ong this is me 😭
— Mar 01, 2024 11:43PM
Ong this is me 😭
