Phibi’s Reviews > Lincoln > Status Update

V: “Will you marry me, Linc?” My eyes bug out at her unexpected words.
D:“Oh, Jesus Christ, I shouldn’t be here,” my dad mutters.
Such an unexpected proposal 😳😭

“Oh, isn’t this just hilarious?” He widens his stance. “I have a chili stick for a dick, a superglue forehead, which is going to leave a mark, by the way, and a mild concussion. Although I’m guessing the real kick in the crotch, and I am sure you find this part even more hysterical, is having two female paramedics find me unconscious with my dick in my hand, bleeding to death on your living room floor.”

L:“I saw the joy in them yesterday when we threw ourselves off that pole. You were so proud of yourself. I was proud of you.”
V: “You threw me off.”
L: “Potayto, potahto.” He ignores me.
lol 😭😭😭🤣