Jelaina Jones’s Reviews > Flirtasaurus > Status Update

The irony that the character is named Calliope not lost on me, since she's about the furthest thing from a muse of poetry and eloquence... until you also remember that calliope is also a harsh steam whistle organ... and then it makes perfect sense. Because you just wish the character would shut. The. Fuck. Up.

I'm seriously hate-reading this book. It's trying too hard, has too much dialogue, the situational cringe-comedy isn't working, the main character is a hypocritical impulsive bitch, and she just attacked Friends. I'm over it.

Not sure what to say here when the first word of the book is, "Shit," and there is an entire page where there is only one singular sentence that is not dialogue! Oh boy. This is gonna be a rough one.