Lauren’s Reviews > The Martian > Status Update

"As it is, going only south, I'm not nearly as fast. I'm traveling 90 kilometers per day as usual, but I only get 37 kilometers closer to Schiaparelli because Pythagoras is a dick." This book has some classic laugh-out-loud moments.

I'm at the part where they're communicating. The media woman wants a shot of Mark's face and she's told now. She asks why not! Is she fucking serious? Hey lady, use your brain.

For a story about a man left for dead on Mars, this book has some surprisingly funny moments. I chuckle every so often.