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"The alternative causes such a mess. Blood is impossible to get out of silk, and I can't tell you how many times my servant has had to wash questionable stains from this cloak."

Will he ever stop?!?!?

"Don't tell me you've succumbed to my charms," he said over his shoulder. "I assure you, no good will come of a passionate affair between us. You, a small-town country librarian, me, the kingdom's most eligible bachelor-you needn't scoff, Scrivener. It's true-go out on the street and ask anyone. I'm quite famous."

Man shut up

"I wanted to know the name of the girl who almost murdered me with a bookcase. It seemed wise, in case I ever crossed paths with you again."

Someone’s got a crush

"I don't want to inflame the public. They go absolutely mad in the presence of celebrity, you see, and I'd prefer them not to storm the carriage. There are only so many propositions of marriage a man can bear."

God.

"Why did you grab my hair that day in Summershall?" he asked. "I know you didn't do it by accident, but I can't for the life of me come up with a rational explanation."

He’s so touch starved 😂

“I haven't sacrificed virgins for my perfect cheekbones, if that's what you mean. Virgins, in general, have fewer magical properties than people tend to assume.”

What’s with him and virgins 😭 PLEASE

“The sooner we get started, the faster I can get back to tormenting widows and scandalizing the elderly with my nefarious black arts."

This guy *sigh*

She straightened, and the blood rushed from her head. She staggered, overcome by a wave of dizziness. The dungeon had left her body weak. A hand caught her elbow. "Steady, miss," said a soft voice beside her.

I’d rather Nathaniel catch her *wink wink*

You used a demonic incantation to pack my stockings!" He raised an eyebrow. "You're right, that doesn't sound like something a proper evil sorcerer would do. Next time, I won't fold them."
😂

“After all, disturbing the peace is what I'm good at. Most of the time, I do it without even trying.”

If that’s all you’re good at then I think it’s high time you start re-evaluating your life choices