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HOLD THE FUCK UP. They put clotted cream on top of jam?! Ew?? How?!

YOUR MOM IS “A ROSE FOR MISS EMILY”ING YOUR DAD MY GUY

lol farm maiden

Why does this red headed heffa insist on only wearing pink?!! Green and purple are right there! Blue would look great! Come on!

What if his mom has been weekend-at-Bernie’s-ing his dad the entire time lol

Once again, we’ve got a brunette on the cover but on the first page this chick is described as having bright red hair