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Kristina is 24% done

What if his mom has been weekend-at-Bernie’s-ing his dad the entire time lol

— Oct 12, 2023 02:41PM

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Kristina’s Previous Updates

Kristina is 81% done

HOLD THE FUCK UP. They put clotted cream on top of jam?! Ew?? How?!

— Oct 12, 2023 09:58PM

Kristina is 62% done

YOUR MOM IS “A ROSE FOR MISS EMILY”ING YOUR DAD MY GUY

— Oct 12, 2023 08:47PM

Kristina is 58% done

lol farm maiden

— Oct 12, 2023 08:36PM

Kristina is 37% done

Why does this red headed heffa insist on only wearing pink?!! Green and purple are right there! Blue would look great! Come on!

— Oct 12, 2023 07:11PM

Kristina is 36% done

lol the baron is deeeeeead

— Oct 12, 2023 07:09PM

Kristina is starting

Once again, we’ve got a brunette on the cover but on the first page this chick is described as having bright red hair

— Oct 12, 2023 02:47AM

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