Beth Morvant > Status Update

‘If she let him French kiss her, would he stop begging her to come to Sunday dinner with his mother?

I’m sorry, is she 12?! What grown adult still says “French kids”

So this girl meets a literal vampire last night. Barely even questions it. Five minutes after meeting, they’re both essentially obsessed. So much so, that vampire boy sends a bodyguard during the day (sunlight thing) who also happens to be a vampire slayer but somehow works for vampires?! But wait. The bodyguard chick disappears out a window. Poof. And Ginny doesn’t even question that either?! Okaaaay sure.

I feel like this may be too “insta love” for me. Insta obsessed, maybe? Is that a thing?