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“Stop trying to Jane Austen my life!” he yells back.
“Listen, it’s not my fault he’s a mysterious and retiring young royal and you’re the tempestuous ingénue that caught his eye, okay?”


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Alex, baby, you're fucking bi-catastrophe and I'm living for it

“Christ, you are as thick as it gets,” he says, and he grabs Alex’s face in both hands and kisses him.

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я в инсейне

"Tell me everything about your new best friend, who is a royal. That is so bougie of you. — i love June so much, she's my favourite"

lmao June I love you