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"You're not alone anymore buddy, neither of us are."

YES YOU ARE NOT MY POOKIES

ROCKY MY BRO ILYSM I WILL LITERALLY DIE FOR YOU SJKSJKSJKSKS

MY SHAYLAAAAAA

It is time to re-read this piece of art BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS COMING OUT DFBSDJFBDSJKFBSKJ

What? Would I do a ridiculous amount of relativistic math to calculate our relative velocity at any given moment as perceived by my inertial reference frame and then do Lorentz transformations to figure out when the light from his engines will drop out of the Petrovascope’s perception range? Just so I know how much longer I can see my friend in the distance? Wouldn’t that be kind of pathetic?
Yeah.

CRYING!

. “Goodbye, friend Grace.”
“Goodbye, friend Rocky.”

IM LITERALLY GONNA CRY THIS IS THE SADDEST SHIT EVER LIKE???????

“No?” I ask
“No,” he says in Eridian.
“So, ‘yes’?”
“No, yes.”
“Yes?”
“No. No.”
“Yes, yes?”
“No!” He balls a fist at me, clearly frustrated.

THIS IS THE CUTEST ALIEN INTERACTION I HAVE EVER SEEN AHHHH MY HEART!

Oh my gosh! This is it! First Contact! I’m the guy! I’m the guy who meets aliens for the first time!

this. bloody. book. is. so. good. i. cant. even. update. cuz. I'm. binging. it. non. STOP!