Erin *Proud Book Hoarder* > Status Update

Is there anything that DOESN'T get one in the mood for some hot he-devil on he-devil action?! ;)

Sean wrote: "Is there anything that DOESN'T get one in the mood for some hot he-devil on he-devil action?! ;)"

LOL - Touche, Sean.

Oh, the shenanigans and tomfoolery they get up to with those pitchforks...

Sean wrote: "Oh, the shenanigans and tomfoolery they get up to with those pitchforks..."

At least you're giving me something to laugh about at work.

And, ouch.

Erin (Paperback stash) *is juggle-reading* wrote: "Sean wrote: "Oh, the shenanigans and tomfoolery they get up to with those pitchforks..."

At least you're giving me something to laugh about at work.

And, ouch."

One can only assume that the pain is pleasurable in this instance, however.

And I can't stop giggling about the thought of he-demons just getting raw on each other and yelling things like "Make it burn, baby!" as they cover each other with brimstone. Everyone on the plane is looking at me.

Sean wrote: "Erin (Paperback stash) *is juggle-reading* wrote: "Sean wrote: "Oh, the shenanigans and tomfoolery they get up to with those pitchforks..."

At least you're giving me something to laugh about at wo..."

I'm sure since I actually giggled aloud now picturing that, the woman in the lobby glanced at me too.

And wow, one can only hope that's not in the books...otherwise they'd be award winning comedies instead.

With my dull life (during the week anyway), this will likely be the funniest thing for me today! :)

I'll never be able to look at the book or movie of 'The Exorcist' the same way again

OMG, the top line of the first story may mean you're not far off with your joking:

>:0

Next of Kin by Astrid Amara
Jay Yervant is a Hell Cop so powerful that his bare skin incinerates anyone he contacts. Isolated, he is tortured by desire, until he meets Brian, a sensual young man who touches him with impunity.

Just found an excerpt:

"Hot enough for you?"

"You mean the lava-hot love juice you're spraying all over my leathery devil skin?"

"Yes, that's exactly to what I was referring."

"Then yes, it is--the temperature's just right, actually. Just short of scalding, which feels amazing, on account of me being a demon and all."

"Yes, I am a demon too, and also enjoy hot liquids on my body."

"Then maybe I should return the favor."

"Yes, that would be a pleasant use of your devilish load."

"Why, then, prepare your heaving demon man boobs for my fiery magma."

"Yes...do that. Just like that. I am enjoying this."

"As am I."

LOL - who knew Goodreads recommendations could end up being so much fun?

And there's apparently a sequel to the book. Wonders never cease.

Who knew indeed? ;)

A sequel?! I'd better save some material, then...I don't want to blow my whole load writing imaginary dialogue for the first book.

Sean wrote: "Who knew indeed? ;)

A sequel?! I'd better save some material, then...I don't want to blow my whole load writing imaginary dialogue for the first book."

LOL Good idea.

Cheer up, it could be so much worse...Goodreads called me a Nicolas Sparks fan!!!!

I mean, you read one book, like 15 years ago, when you don't know any better, and your reputation is ruined FOREVER!!!!

(BTW Sean...you are hilarious!)

Hilarious? Damn. I thought I was being highly erotic. I guess there's a reason I'm not the lovechild of Anton LaVey and E.L. James... ;)

Sean wrote: "Hilarious? Damn. I thought I was being highly erotic. I guess there's a reason I'm not the lovechild of Anton LaVey and E.L. James... ;)"

Ha...I suddenly want to ask everyone I know..."IF you could be the lovechild of any two people (living, dead or fictional) who would you choose?" And then my mind just goes to the craziness combinations around

Like Jesus and Barbie (the only way possible to keep that physique)

Or like Einstein and Gloria Steinem (I could say something here about relativity and vaginas, but really I just want to call the love child "Einsteinem")

Sadly...I could probably do this all afternoon...

"Einsteinem" -- ha! And yes, this IS a rather entertaining game, though now my brain hurts thinking about what happens to a vagina traveling at the speed of light.

If you write this can I PLEASE beta for you, Seanm??? That is all!!

Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "If you write this can I PLEASE beta for you, Seanm??? That is all!!"

Haha! YES. I just like that they're so cordial to each other despite being demons in heat (pun fully intended).

Sorry for highjacking your post in such a scandalous way, Erin (I have a bad habit of doing that). :)

Sorry for highjacking your post in such a scandalous way, Erin (I have a bad habit of doing that).

He REALLY does, Erin. (And he's actually not sorry at all)

Seanism, You are a punny, punny man!

Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "Sorry for highjacking your post in such a scandalous way, Erin (I have a bad habit of doing that).

He REALLY does, Erin. (And he's actually not sorry at all)

Seanism, You are a punny, punny man!"

Well, no, I'm NOT sorry about helping two male demons express their love for each other in a way that allows them to appreciate each other's strength, Karlington. That's just being a good citizen of the (under)world.

*snickers*.... YOU a good citizen?? I mean, I guess, comparatively to, like, Patrick Bates you are but I think traditionally you are a menace.

Sean wrote: "Sorry for highjacking your post in such a scandalous way, Erin (I have a bad habit of doing that). :)
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It's an improvement to how my status update discussions usually go lol

THIS is an improvement?! Clearly, I need to be tracking your status update discussions more frequently...

Be careful what you wish for, Erin ;)

lol trust me, it's an improvement.

But I usually don't have such erotic recommendations to talk about either....

LOL, fair enough....

I'd like some of the drugs 'Goodreads recommendations' are on sometimes.... I think it'd be fun to make some of the leaps they make, content-wise.

I'd like to be an erotic recommendation, just once.

Sean wrote: "I'd like to be an erotic recommendation, just once."

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies laughing*

Poor Gibsy!