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“my best friend that you”—she looks me up and down—“are the love of my life?”
“You heard me.”
“So you want me to lie to her.”
I tilt my head and gaze at her through half-lidded eyes.
“Sorry, gangster. Smolder all you want, but she’s the love of my life.”
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— May 27, 2023 08:34PM
“You heard me.”
“So you want me to lie to her.”
I tilt my head and gaze at her through half-lidded eyes.
“Sorry, gangster. Smolder all you want, but she’s the love of my life.”
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“Hello, Diego. I understand your friend and former second-in-command, Declan O’Donnell, is a spy. I have a proposition for you.”
Kage oh my bro u r js so messy
— Mar 22, 2026 05:39PM
Kage oh my bro u r js so messy
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“His expression turns hopeful. “So I could do it? I could kill him, and it would be okay?”
The thought of him getting close enough to lay a finger on that wily Irish bastard is laughable, but I don’t want to discourage this kind of enthusiasm.
“Not only would it be okay, I’d give you a year off from tithing.”
Gonna get caught up kage
— Mar 22, 2026 05:36PM
The thought of him getting close enough to lay a finger on that wily Irish bastard is laughable, but I don’t want to discourage this kind of enthusiasm.
“Not only would it be okay, I’d give you a year off from tithing.”
Gonna get caught up kage
S. I.
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I don’t think men in real life refer to their pps as their “man hood”
— Mar 22, 2026 05:33PM
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“Breathing hard, he commands, “Ask your master nicely to let you come, sweet girl.”
I whisper brokenly, “Please let me come on your beautiful hard cock, sir. Master—master—please—”
ME NO LIKE SOMEONE TAKE MY PHONE
— Mar 22, 2026 04:35PM
I whisper brokenly, “Please let me come on your beautiful hard cock, sir. Master—master—please—”
ME NO LIKE SOMEONE TAKE MY PHONE
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“Just to tease him, I yawn. “I think I’ll take a nice long bath before bed.”
“You can take it after.”
I ask innocently, “After what?”
He throws me a smoldering look. “After I show you why you want to be my wife”
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— Mar 22, 2026 04:27PM
“You can take it after.”
I ask innocently, “After what?”
He throws me a smoldering look. “After I show you why you want to be my wife”
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“He said he’d never make me choose.” She looks down at our hands. Her voice softens. “But he thought you might.”
I say vehemently, “No way.”
When she glances up at me, I insist, “No damn way, Sloane. I don’t care if it’s Hitler’s dick you’re sucking, you’ll always be my best friend.”
Oh my that’s crazy
— Mar 22, 2026 04:18PM
I say vehemently, “No way.”
When she glances up at me, I insist, “No damn way, Sloane. I don’t care if it’s Hitler’s dick you’re sucking, you’ll always be my best friend.”
Oh my that’s crazy
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So basically after she meet him his boss dies and he becomes the head of it😭 but anyways these books make me giggle cuz some stuff js be outrageous but that does not mean they are prime literature still fun I suppose
— Mar 22, 2026 01:54PM
S. I.
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“Declan is a spy. I’m going to be a spy. And I have to end it between us.
Convincingly.
Or he dies.
Maybe I’m still in the hospital with that brain clot, hallucinating everything.”
I’m going to scream WHAT THE FUCK
— May 27, 2023 09:17PM
Convincingly.
Or he dies.
Maybe I’m still in the hospital with that brain clot, hallucinating everything.”
I’m going to scream WHAT THE FUCK
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“It won’t be in the way of my tongue.”
Thrilled by the need in his voice, I say, “That’s very dirty, sir. And very hot.”
“I love the way you taste. A little cotton plug won’t stop me from putting my mouth on you.”
CARNAL URGES FR BRO😭😭
— May 27, 2023 08:02PM
Thrilled by the need in his voice, I say, “That’s very dirty, sir. And very hot.”
“I love the way you taste. A little cotton plug won’t stop me from putting my mouth on you.”
CARNAL URGES FR BRO😭😭
