Status Updates From Carnal Urges (Queens & Mons...

“Hello, Diego. I understand your friend and former second-in-command, Declan O’Donnell, is a spy. I have a proposition for you.”

Kage oh my bro u r js so messy

“His expression turns hopeful. “So I could do it? I could kill him, and it would be okay?”
The thought of him getting close enough to lay a finger on that wily Irish bastard is laughable, but I don’t want to discourage this kind of enthusiasm.
“Not only would it be okay, I’d give you a year off from tithing.”

Gonna get caught up kage

I don’t think men in real life refer to their pps as their “man hood”

The master thing reminds me of dobbi from Harry Potter 🫩

“Breathing hard, he commands, “Ask your master nicely to let you come, sweet girl.”
I whisper brokenly, “Please let me come on your beautiful hard cock, sir. Master—master—please—”

ME NO LIKE SOMEONE TAKE MY PHONE

“Just to tease him, I yawn. “I think I’ll take a nice long bath before bed.”
“You can take it after.”
I ask innocently, “After what?”
He throws me a smoldering look. “After I show you why you want to be my wife”
😋

“He said he’d never make me choose.” She looks down at our hands. Her voice softens. “But he thought you might.”
I say vehemently, “No way.”
When she glances up at me, I insist, “No damn way, Sloane. I don’t care if it’s Hitler’s dick you’re sucking, you’ll always be my best friend.”

Oh my that’s crazy