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OCTAVIAN ON PAGE!!! DESCRIBED AS “PRETTY-FACED” AND WITH A BOWL CUT NO LESS!!! LET’S GET THE FUCK STARTED
— May 09, 2023 10:23AM
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max theodore
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MARCE TULLI THAT TEENAGER IS NOT YOUR BESTIE!
— May 29, 2023 06:21PM
max theodore
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"And if [Octavian's] adventure succeeds?"
"It won't. Philippus is right. He's a nice boy, and I hope he survives, but he's no Caesar--you only have to look at him."
NOOOOOO MARCE TULLI OH NOOOOO. WINCING AND CRINGING AND AVERTING MY EYES
— May 09, 2023 01:24PM
"It won't. Philippus is right. He's a nice boy, and I hope he survives, but he's no Caesar--you only have to look at him."
NOOOOOO MARCE TULLI OH NOOOOO. WINCING AND CRINGING AND AVERTING MY EYES
max theodore
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the caesar assassination is never not funny if only because they literally did not have a plan for the aftermath. no plan. if we kill caesar then the republic is fixed :)
— May 08, 2023 10:50AM
max theodore
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"Their business done, the assassins drew back from what a moment before had been the beating heart of the empire and was now a punctured skein of flesh." CAESAR DOWN!!!
— May 07, 2023 09:50PM
max theodore
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“Suddenly it seemed possible to him that Caesar might rule as ‘first among equals’ rather than as a tyrant.” sits on my hands. i love this
— May 02, 2023 10:28AM
max theodore
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“‘On what authority?’
‘This,’ [Caesar] said, and touched his sword.”
horrible horrible man but it’s undeniable: he had swag
— Mar 19, 2023 03:56PM
‘This,’ [Caesar] said, and touched his sword.”
horrible horrible man but it’s undeniable: he had swag
max theodore
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“Cicero used to say that Lepidus was the luckiest politician he knew: every time he made a mess of something he was showered with rewards— ‘He is a sort of genius of mediocrity.’” crying
— Mar 19, 2023 03:54PM
