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Key Midnight
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THE STRIKE HAS HANS. OMG SLAY. Also where the fuck did the Barin and Greta thing come from? Like jesus finally something other than Hans being a fucking manwhore. I hope this bitch stays dead...
— Apr 12, 2023 12:14PM
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Key Midnight
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YEY the bitch is dead! Took long enough! I've had it of this whore of a man. I no longer have to suffer with his incosiderate, ungrateful, stupid ass mf fucking BOY.
— Apr 12, 2023 12:18PM
Key Midnight
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Someone better kill of Hans from fucking Frozen or else imma do it myself. This bitch is the most ungrateful bitchass ever. He's like those teenagers who say "you don't understand my parents are divorced!" Then you just gotta sit there in 19+ years of trauma and just nod cause even though they're valid, they're being a little fuckwad and should have been smacced.
— Apr 11, 2023 08:44PM
Key Midnight
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The girlie pop just stepped between the two men and told them to stop this has to be brought down a star ISTG. It's at 3 right now...
— Apr 11, 2023 08:34PM
Key Midnight
is 31% done
If gaslighting as a book. Also, I hope every religious figure dies in this book. Never the least they're pretty hateable and accurate.
— Apr 11, 2023 03:03PM
