Tanya’s Reviews > Warbreaker > Status Update

“My dear, did you just try to prove the existence of God with your cleavage?” She smiled. “You’d be surprised what a good wriggle of the chest can accomplish.”
“Hum. I’d never considered the theological power of your breasts, my dear. If there were a Church devoted to them, perhaps you’d make a theist out of me after all..."

How I know you are not the bad guy:
-It's way too easy to hate you >>> you're a dick
-I've been warned about you >>> still a dick
-Pointy hat >>> dick, remember?

Dear Real Life,

Thank you for finally getting off my jock so I can start reading this with Fantasy Buddy Reads!

Yours when I have to be,
T <3