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What is it about these dwarfish little humans? They lack smarts, lack skills and they never seem to have much money. Yet they are powerful little monsters - adults dance to the tunes played by their chubby little fingers. ...Suddenly the lower lip pokes out and the eyes grow even bigger. I feel a tug in the region where my heart should be ... want to give it things ... Ahhhhhh! Look away!
— Mar 06, 2015 07:29PM
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Tanya
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lied to me. The sewer is emphatically not somewhere you want to live, let alone eat pizza in.
— Mar 06, 2015 11:19PM
Tanya
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Chi pauses at the door and quirks a blond eyebrow at me. “You ready to play the bad girl?”
I give him a vicious grin, all teeth, and he draws back. I wrinkle my forehead and ask, “Was that good?”
There’s a beat as he blinks, “Um, yeah, good.”
Hehe.
— Mar 06, 2015 05:18PM
I give him a vicious grin, all teeth, and he draws back. I wrinkle my forehead and ask, “Was that good?”
There’s a beat as he blinks, “Um, yeah, good.”
Hehe.
Tanya
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Like anyone on a diet, I’ve found that complete abstention never works— it just leads to poor decision-making later. Of course, my binges don’t result in weight gain, but rather indiscriminate homicide. I’d say the stakes are higher, but then a Twinkie would no doubt disagree.
— Mar 06, 2015 02:28PM
