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“No!” His dad holds up a finger. “Not a word. Being a hypocrite is the only way people who were once teenagers can be parents without going out of their damn minds.”

Best. Line. Ever.

“Dryads,” Styles informs him. “Tree spirits that are apparently nasty and vengeful and in league with the Alpha pack.”

“Stabbed me,” Stiles says. “Right here. Dude, it came out of nowhere. So fast.”

“There is no such thing as dryads,” Derek tells him. “You tripped over and impaled yourself on a stick.”

“When we tell this story later, we’re going to go with my version, okay?”

"No!" His dad holds up a finger. "Not a word. Being a hypocrite is the only way people who were once teenagers can be parents without going out of their damn minds."