Status Updates From Balloon Animals Are Awesome

“No!” His dad holds up a finger. “Not a word. Being a hypocrite is the only way people who were once teenagers can be parents without going out of their damn minds.”

Best. Line. Ever.

“Dryads,” Styles informs him. “Tree spirits that are apparently nasty and vengeful and in league with the Alpha pack.”

“Stabbed me,” Stiles says. “Right here. Dude, it came out of nowhere. So fast.”

“There is no such thing as dryads,” Derek tells him. “You tripped over and impaled yourself on a stick.”

“When we tell this story later, we’re going to go with my version, okay?”

Rereading this for the millionth time because nothing sounds good and I'm sick of spending hours browsing books, only to end up DNFing. Lisa/DW never lets me down. I'm also lacking all motivation right now and this Stiles is so infectiously enthusiastic about life it's bound to rub off as I read.

Alright *rubs hands together* Let's do this!

This is momentous. This is life changing. He should tweet this. Where did he leave his phone?
- :D and also <3

So I've never watched Teen wolf, but I need to see what the whole STEREK fuss is about. Here we go.

"He catches Derek’s gaze and holds it. Derek has beautiful fucking eyes. Stiles can see whole universes in them."


Christ, I've the feelz again. So many feelz.

"The year Stiles stopped talking because he had nothing to say and he was afraid that everytime he opened his mouth it wouldn't be words that would come out anyway, but some long-drawn miserable howl that would put a wolf to shame.


Oh the motherfucking feelz. :(

"At first Stiles had thought they were engaging in amusing banter. Everyone loves Stiles's banter. It's charming."

Imma reading a Sterek!

Imma reading a Sterek that I know won't get deleted!

And more quote goodness:

"More kissing, Derek, and then I want you to fuck me." Well, look at him prioritizing like an adult.

WTF LOL

"Derek gets that look that Stiles hates. It's the one that looks like a cross between painful constipation and the rising urge to kill fluffy kittens."

Just a lot of ranting and silliness. Too many silly quotes to keep up. Newest one:

Stiles can't tear his gaze away from Derek's mouth. It's downturned. Nothing new there. He probably traded the ability to smile in some supernatural deal with a demon to get the most threatening eyebrows in the history of the universe.