kimberly_rose’s Reviews > Beached Hearts > Status Update

The hell--?! Kinda a sudden ending, but on the other hand, I was growing tired of their soap opera. Satisfying enough ending. But I don't know how these Shakespearean boys will deal with everyday normalcy....

Conor's father is a mysterious, personality-less nebulous entity. I'm sure his father made a huge impact on Conor, and yet he's reduced to a cloudy negativity.

These men cry more in two weeks than I've cried in ten years. It's losing its impact.

I don't understand how Eli successfully got through years and years of schooling, had the discipline to stay focused and work hard for a masters degree in marine biology. That's not the way of heavily impetuous and almost psychotically romantic people.

WAH hah hah! Oh, Eli, darling, what a rapid cycling emotional mess you are!!! Outrageous.

My GOD, the fucking drama! Conor is finally letting his balls drop and Eli is hysterical. Dial it back, Shakespeare. Or, perhaps, slow your roll, Wendig.

Eli's clinging, forceful presence is understandable.

Funny how as soon as an unbelievable behaviour is acknowledged by the character himself, it becomes believable. "It was all too soon. This was all too soon. Christ, tomorrow he was going to get married. Commit an illegal act in order to be with the man he loved. What was he thinking? Had he lost his mind?"

Conor, your a sullen, solemn fellow.

Also, if you're going to introduce someone as a fake marriage partner, you could at least spend a paragraph or two telling me her motive.... Nobody would do this just for shits and giggles... or just because they need to fill in as a plot device.