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I'm wondering if this author has ever talked to anyone who's had a baby? This has to be a satire? With lines like: "Catherine struggled to deliver her child. Her leg shot out involuntarily as the pain hit." and "Catherine gave herself not a minute to recover from her brief labor. (Ed. Note: They're not kidding; only 12 paragraphs have passed.) She leaned forward and grasped her husband's lapel."

What is this?!