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Daniel Shellenbarger
is 70% done
The last 30% of this book would've been unbearable if Fred and George hadn't declared war on Umbridge, it's such a dystopian nightmare otherwise
— Aug 05, 2024 02:46PM

Daniel Shellenbarger
is 67% done
I admit it, I skimmed through Harry and Cho's date... just too awkward
— Aug 05, 2024 10:58AM

Daniel Shellenbarger
is 47% done
It's infuriating rereading book 5 and realizing that so far as we know Umbridge never really paid for her crimes. I mean I expect she got fired from the Ministry for collaborating with Voldemort but did they turn her into a toad? Did they make her spend the rest of her life writing lines with her quill? Did they let the whole wizarding world line up and kick her in the shins? I doubt it...
— Jul 30, 2024 04:55PM

Daniel Shellenbarger
is 38% done
I'm curious, in the American edition we have "'And in our first year" said Neville to the group at large, 'he saved that Sorcerous Stone_' 'Sorcerer's' hissed Hermione'", but is that joke the same in the British editions or do they do a play on the word Philosopher?
— Jul 30, 2024 03:44PM

Daniel Shellenbarger
is 37% done
Interesting side note, Hermione and Gandalf have the same rather loose definition of "a couple people"
— Jul 30, 2024 03:36PM

Daniel Shellenbarger
is 33% done
One does have to wonder how an ambitious self-important power-hungry officious back-biting... person... such as Percy didn't end up in Slytherin... Sorting Hat must've not been trying that year and just heard McGonagall say "Weasley" and defaulted to Gryffindor
— Jul 30, 2024 02:46PM

Daniel Shellenbarger
is 27% done
Eugh... Detention with Dolores... maybe I should skim/skip this chapter
— Jul 29, 2024 10:39AM