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"We have worked hard over the summer to ensure that this time no champion will find himself or herself in mortal danger." Yeah, that explains the Blast-Ended Skrewts and the FREAKING DRAGONS. Seriously, what part of "get by the fire-breathing dragon to steal its egg" is not putting the students in mortal danger. I'd hate to think what the tournament was like before... task 1: who can dodge the most deadly curses

"Have it your own way, Potter," said Malfoy, grinning maliciously. "If you think they can't spot a Mudblood, stay where you are."
"Fezzik," said Harry, finally completely done with Malfoy, "Tear his arms off"
I kid, but wouldn't it just be a perfect end to that scene...