Lupinus Texensis’s Reviews > The Harem Midwife > Status Update

This book is making me very grateful to be a Reform Jew in modern times.

I would absolutely resort to violence if someone suggested a levirate marriage anywhere near me.

I had that rage stroke for nothing. Here comes the halizah.

Pump the fucking brakes here for a second.

1) Yibbum may apply here.
2) But halizah also applies here.
3) I don't care who this Rabbi is, he ain't shit to overrule halizah.

HALAKHA IS NOT A PLOT DEVICE. SOME JEWS STILL LIVE BY IT. SHAME ON YOU AND YOUR EDITOR.

Okay, I could have done without that little cannibalism.