Lupinus Texensis > Recent Status Updates

Please…I’d your’re going to narrate a book with Spanish names, double check pronunciation. Luz is not supposed to rhyme with fuzz.

This is some girl boss white feminist lean in bullshit.

I maintain that no one writes truly jackass heroes like Loretta Chase. Delightful.

This is WILD melodrama but it’s on audible plus and I’m way behind on my book count. Melodrama ho.

I’m psyched to be starting a book the author markets as There Was Only One Bed: The Novel.

Love to read a book set in Victorian London where all the non-white characters are E X O T I C.

So this is my first Kerrigan Byrne because OSRBC made me do it.

Yes I am only listening to fluffy books for the foreseeable future, thanks for your understanding.

It’s dedicated to the Ripper victims!!!!

I have great anxiety for the Brothers Lynch.

reek =! wreak

“I know I shot you before we were properly introduced, but that’s no reason for you to be rude.” I LOVE THIS HEROINE.

“I’m into making history.” I, too, would roll my eyes at this line and then fall directly back into bed with the speaker.

I want to hug this book. I want to cuddle it.

This is the most delightfully wholesome hatemance!

The mom trying to "both sides" this issue might give me a rage stroke.

"I knew better than Rabbi Loew." THERE IT IS. RIGHT THERE.

MERCY IS ANIMATING THE GOLEM JUST BY BEING HERSELF RICKY BOBBY DON'T YOU PUT THIS ON ME.

I am so glad that Mercy, who thinks that Rabbis teach at Judeo-Christian churches, is here to explain that a golem is a manitou and that Rabbi Loew, who was smart enough to create a golem, actually had no idea what he was doing. "But the Rabbi's magic embued the death command too strongly for the golem to ignore." HE REMOVED THE SHEM HELP ME OPRAH.

"The Rabbi was a good man in all the stories I ever heard. If he'd known what he'd done, I was sure he'd been appalled. But most Judeo-Christian churches do not believe in manitou."
1) The Rabbi was a good man.
2) He knew what he was doing or there would be no Golem.
3) WTF is a Judeo-Christian church?
4) What fucking church was he rabbi at????

FFS, you cannot just...the golem is not a manitou. Words mean things, even if they're not your words. "To me, such an act would have been evil. [Rabbi Loew] had enslaved a living spirit. I doubted that a man European born and bred would have thought of the spirit as living. He would have considered it magical energy, maybe." QUICK QUESTION, LADY: ARE YOU HIGH? DID YOU EVEN CRUISE THE RELATED WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES?

"I was very glad I had not lived in this city when the Golem wandered the streets in its physical form." Bitch, it only attacks anti-semites. What are you scared of?

"I'm Mercy Thompson and because of the history degree I mention every single book, I can remember off the top of my head that many of the original settlers of San Antonio came from the Canary Islands, but I think the name of the New Old Synagogue is FUNNY. I don't recognize Hebrew, until I remember that these letters spell emet and the Golem of Prague is a GHOST." JFC GET THIS WOMAN A JEWISH EDITOR.