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And now, for a relevant Josh and Donna moment: "If you polled a hundred Donnas and asked them if they think we should go out, you'd get a high positive response. But, the poll wouldn't tell you it's because she likes you, and she knows it's beginning to show, and she needs to cover herself with misdirection."

I am all kinds of invested and this is damn good narration and MAY IT PLEASE THE COURT if Matthew could please get caught balls-deep in Sarah Shadlock, I would so appreciate it.

DAMMIT YOU HAD ONE JOB.

DON'T LET THAT MAN PUT HIS MOJO ON YOU. YOU LEAVE HIM LIKE THE DEAD WEIGHT HE IS.

Can you cringe with your entire body? I AM CRINGING WITH MY ENTIRE BODY.

Ugh. Matthew is everything that is wrong with every "nice" man you have ever known. HIT HIM WITH THE LAND ROVER, SOMEBODY.

Would someone PLEASE hit Matthew with a bus.

"How could I not be serious?" Tell him, Deputy Deputy. *sips tea*

Brb crying Josh and Donna tears forever.

When does Matthew move to Mandyville?

Okay, I'm obsessed. Damn you, Rowling.

OH MY GD THEY'RE JOSH AND DONNA. No wonder I love this. I'm just waiting for him to tell her how he wouldn't stop for a pint. Damn you, Sorkin, for warping my psyche like this.

"You must engage in horizontal refreshment. It isn't healthy to contest oneself like that."

Please, please, PLEASE let Uncle Tony have done the deed. He's just awful enough to pull it off. Also, Robin needs to ditch her fiance already. I'm sure there's room in the outer office for another camp bed.

Don't you ever just get MAD at how easy some writers make it look?

"I smoked opium once. It felt like listening to you, only rather more mundane."

An impoverished baronet with a daughter recently married to a naval Captain? I see what you did there, James, and it was the most subtle thing you've done thus far in this anvil-festival.

These parents should be shot.

Okay, I was bored, but now this is making me so nervous that I'm actually sweating sitting here at my desk. THE GIFT OF FEAR, SYDNEY. THE GIFT OF FEAR.

Oh boy, the Try is strong with this one.

The kindle daily deal is a looong list for Cyber Monday and includes a lot of Georgette Heyer!

"He knew the French could always be counted on to roast the hell out of a chicken."

Are we there yet?

Ugggh. John Adams was the WORST.

I know there are other holds on this book and I am TRYING here.

This is the dumbest revolution ever.

It will be no surprise to West Wing fans that, later in life, Nantucket residents thanked Lafayette with...a big wheel of cheese.

"Besides the money and land, Lafayette inherited a six foot tall hole in his heart that only a father figure like George Washington could fill." How did I ever do housework without audiobooks? It boggles the mind.

NICK OFFERMAN VOICES GEORGE WASHINGTON. A+ CASTING.