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...cream cheese does come off pretty easily, except when it's in your hair or in between your ass cheeks.
— Jun 18, 2014 05:04AM
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"Hi, this is Chel-say-ya," she enunciated slowly. For whatever reason, Chelsea has a tendency to disguise her voice when she calls room service.
— Jun 22, 2014 09:14AM
