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LMAO. Never once did I think if be laughing at the Goddess of Suicide. She's pretty damned funny without even trying. She's never worn undergarments and is trying in bras and asks the clerk "You don't think it makes my breasts look like a tiny butt?" Ha! Hahaha! Don't even get me going on the 'boy shorts' discussion she had with herself.
— Jun 15, 2014 02:03PM
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Haha! "Where the hell are you, Cimil?" "Popping tags with Roberto," she replied. "Popping what?" he asked. Cimil growled. "You shame Macklemore-I'm at a thrift store. Where else would a goddess find a microwave for her potpie and a new pair of pink hot pants? And a Lee Majors doll! Score!" Double hahahaha.
— Jun 15, 2014 01:02PM
