Rosa, really’s Reviews > The Emperor's New Clothes: An Interstellar Heist > Status Update

"What would Royce Ree do?" BE AWESOME.

"Very well....Summon the gorillas." Why can't I say things like that?

Changed my mind about last status update. Someone does need to STFU. What the hell?

There's a lot of "conversation overheard" in this book. Apparently everyone in this book needs to shut the f'ck up. Except Royce & Les, of course.

He was familiar with the Baldasshi's inbreeding problem. The Princess' genome was more homozygous than that of a child whose parents were twins. Um...ew? Interesting though. It's like an FTL will do for the Baldasshi what trains did for Europe. Also...why the frak am I reading so slow?

"The Honoured Apprentice would be honoured to return to the Princess's honourable presence," he said, imbuing the words with as much acid as he could muster. Heh.

"The play was about to get *really* interesting -- flesh-eating zombies had just been introduced. .." I find that zombies make just about anything delightful. (Wondering about the gakken tree however.)

FTL = Faster than light! Why didn't I notice that? It was at 3%.