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book five // keeping myself sane* through the war parts by thinking about the aeneas : hector :: turnus : achilles paradigm
*it's making me less sane
— Sep 02, 2021 04:13PM
*it's making me less sane
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book twenty-four // shit ass bitch ass poem fuck off homer go fuck yourself (i am in tears)
— Sep 19, 2021 09:43AM
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book twenty-three // i feel like the funeral games happen because achilles has to pause his murder hyperfixation after hector and he's desperately looking around for something else to do
— Sep 18, 2021 11:04AM
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book twenty-two // today's affirmation is "i will not cry in the campus library" fuck this stupid poem. hate you homer
— Sep 17, 2021 12:34PM
max theodore
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book twenty-one // i said it once and i'll say it again. the “i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass” meme actually goes all the way back to 762 BC when achilles fought that fucking river
— Sep 16, 2021 02:37PM
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book twenty // to be clear when i talk about loving aeneas i don't mean he's my comphet (though as a harmless man who respects women he'd be a good candidate) i mean that i feel the same way about him that the gods do, ie, he is my poor little meow meow
— Sep 15, 2021 01:12PM
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book nineteen // 500 pages in and the horse starts talking
— Sep 15, 2021 11:02AM
max theodore
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book eighteen // "the god of war is impartial / he hands out death to the man who hands out death" and other quotes that make me feel like climbing the actual fucking walls
— Sep 14, 2021 05:03PM
max theodore
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book seventeen // the first edition of the iliad i read titled this book "the light around the body of patroclus" and idk why that phrase stuck so solidly in my head and why it makes me feel the way it does but. man
— Sep 14, 2021 03:29PM
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book fifteen // i stand by what i said the first time i read this book which was
"aeneas 🤝 hector
booty shorts that say "the gods won't let me die as i am a star in their cosmic pageant of tragedy"
— Sep 11, 2021 01:58PM
"aeneas 🤝 hector
booty shorts that say "the gods won't let me die as i am a star in their cosmic pageant of tragedy"
