Maddie’s Reviews > Red, White & Royal Blue > Status Update

Patriot Games was a little too straight coming into pride month sooooo… here we are.

Yup. We’re back. We’ve actually been back for a while, but I forgot this app existed.

Got tired of not-reading Song of Achilles because I knew I was getting to the tragic part and didn’t want to deal with it. Switched to something less serious and I already know the ending to. Yes, it’s the 4th time this year. Shut up.

Isn’t this the 3rd time this year, you ask? Isn’t it only July, you ask? Yes on both accounts, but my emotional support oblivious government gays are back anyway.