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I have tears from laughing so hard. Here's a sample: "What the hell did we do last night? It tastes like I was sucking on a troll's dick."
Believe me, that's just the tip of the iceberg.
— Jan 17, 2014 08:14AM
Believe me, that's just the tip of the iceberg.
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Jay
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Wait. Hold the phone. Back the truck up. This is fan fiction? I had no idea. I recommend not looking it up either until you finish reading this one...the stigma is far too tainting. Trust me though, I had absolutely NO idea until someone just asked me what I was reading and graciously broke the unwelcome news.
— Jan 17, 2014 01:39PM
Jay
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OH MY GOSH!!! I'm crying AGAIN. I know it's taking me a lot longer to read this book. That's because it must be slowly savored. There's no chewing allowed here. You have to just let it melt on your tongue to awaken taste buds you didn't even know where there.
— Jan 17, 2014 11:34AM
Jay
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And just that quick I have heartbreaking tears. This book is doing a number on me. In a good way. Of course.
— Jan 17, 2014 08:36AM
Jay
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43% of the way through. How is it? I may not make it to bed tonight. I may be straight zombie status tomorrow. Which would mean no Friday night drinking with friends because I won't be able to hold myself up. My weekend sucked big, hairy ones so I really need to tomorrow's drinking. If I don't o tomorrow I'll have to wait until next Saturday. Yet, this book may prevent me from sleeping tonight. It's that good.
— Jan 16, 2014 10:32PM

