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OMFG! They just had butt sex! Without a condom! Butt sex is bad enough, but without protection? I shudder thinking about the things the hero's penis has seen.
— Sep 29, 2010 11:42PM
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Finished the first short, The Sensual Soak. Apparently, in STDville romancelandia, you can have all the unprotected sex you want & not have to worry about catching the clap or getting knocked up. You can also go A2M, V2M & V2A with a guy you met two seconds ago & still respect yourself in the morning. Must be nice. *sighs* Despite that, I did enjoy TSS to a certain extent.
— Oct 01, 2010 07:05AM
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It's going really slow right now. This story may actually have a plot, since the current h/h are only talking about boinking each other at this point. And Malik is creepy as hells. Like Mr. Miyagi on viagra....& shrooms.
— Sep 19, 2010 06:25PM
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Sep 30, 2010 12:59AM
You and your butt sex phobia! LOL!
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I shudder thinking about the things the hero's penis has seen.ROFLMAO!
Well, you sure know what to say to kill the mood. LOL!
LOL @ Catherine & AH & Caty!I admit, my "butt sex phobia" is borderline ridiculous but I don't see how anyone who's okay with or likes it would shake their pom-poms at bareback butt sex. Do you know how freaking unsanitary that crap is? Is giving your partner a venereal disease & catching one yourself considered the ultimate declaration of lurve?
I keep thinking of that blog I saw where the girl wanted to get a tattoo on her butt saying "exit only".
I'm not disputing the want of a condom. I was just amused by another encounter with butt sex for you. Those are always funny to read about. :)What is this guy doing? Skipping from the back to the front? Because that's gross!
LOL @ AH! That is too funny.Catherine, I'm glad you can laugh at my misery. *tear* What's sad is I can't even skip the butt sex scenes. I'm afraid I'll miss out on something important, like the hero's gonna muse about a deep dark secret while going to town in doodieville. I'm sick, I tell you!
And no, it's not V2A thank God. The h/h's thought process is "Hey, I'm clean. Your clean. Why not have unprotected anal sex?" Why not just sit your happy ass down & wait for a condom before parking it in the doggie door, eh?
ETA: Okay. Off to the library to pick up my October challenge books. I've dicked around on here long enough.
LethalLovely~You keep on crying, baby, wrote: "ike the hero's gonna muse about a deep dark secret while going to town in doodieville."LOL! You have to be extra vigilant! Sometimes they actually do muse about those things during sex!
Hmmm. maybe she just went through the whole "sex porn star inner cleaning routine" before letting him in bareback. And that stuff just can't get on the book, just imagine
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scene. *shudders*LOL! I really don't care, but I am with Catherine in this one, your rants against butt sex are always hilarious XD
The doggie door! *dies laughing* Somehow I've managed to miss that euphemism all my life and now I'm LMAO.
You chica's are hilarious. You say my butt sex rants are funny but I enjoy you responding to them way more. It helps block out the feces.
Did you know that in The Vixen Manual: How to Find, Seduce, & Keep the Man You Want she had a chapter on the topic?
On anal sex? I'm not surprised, really. It's pretty popular. I think that's why it's bleeding over into romance from erotica.
I am not surprised. I did read Stefan's book Confessions of a Video Vixen & it was...eye opening. No hand drawn pictures though, IIRC. Thank God.
I've tried to read some of the books that give you ideas for new skills, etc. One of the ones I read, Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing, was the lamest book ever. I wanted to give the hubby a special treat, but that book went over everything I already knew! Waste of money!
I picked it up at Hot Topic. :) Did you know they sell sex toys in there? I didn't!
LOL! I've heard about that one. I saw it at Lover's Lane too, actually. Have you tried pop rocks, Catherine? :)
Yes. :) He found it interesting but quickly found himself irritated that it was so sticky. Especially when he wanted to move on to other areas and I denied him until he washed. He decided to skip the pop rocks from now on. He does like the extreme temperatures sometimes though. Like holding ice on my tongue or having just drank something really hot so my mouth it a furnace.
LOL on the pop rocks, Catherine!I once tried the whipped cream and it was a huge mess, I ended with the stuff all over my hair (not fun!)and face (not sexy!)
Have you tried Halls or one of those super strong mint candies? It gives him the extreme temperature feeling without getting your tongue cold-numb :)
No I have not, good idea! Because I can only last with the ice for a little while before my tongue goes numb. I'll try that out, thanks!
LOL. Was going to say the same, Caty.
