Amy (I'd Rather Be Sleeping)’s Reviews > Heart Scarab > Status Update

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Just when you think a person cannot be any more of a slug. I mean... Wow.

Essentially 'I can have sex with whoever I want while you're gone, but you can only have sex with me.' Healthy poly relationship you are not here.

Well, that answers how they stayed together for so long: Bennet distracted Joss from everything Joss didn't like about Bennet with sex.

Side note: was Joss drinking coffee because or in spite of knowing it made Bennet feel sick? Yes, yes he was.

Whew, another Joss chapter done. ... He really is awful.

Why can't he be exactly what he appears, you elitist asswipe?

Wow. Color me shocked. [/sarcasm] Somehow Joss has turned Bennet's survival and return into 'he doesn't know how hard it was for me when we thought he was dead.'

I'd keep reading, but I think the next chapter is Joss and it's too close to my bedtime to be put in that vile a mood.

Lol, Bennet. When did Joss ever compromise with you? All he does is suck you dry. ... And not in the fun way, either.

So, Rosie isn't my girl and she probably never will be, but I have the wonderful feeling we could hang out and smack talk Joss.

(Minor break from ranting about Creep.) I did say Bennet reminds me a little of Shepard, didn't I? *evil grin*