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Joss has gotta be to most self-centred human being ever.

Is this some kind of space into the future telenovella?? Everyone crying for the main character who died but not really for three chapters?? I'm contemplating stopping there. .

Joss ... the dramatics istg!

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Just when you think a person cannot be any more of a slug. I mean... Wow.

Essentially 'I can have sex with whoever I want while you're gone, but you can only have sex with me.' Healthy poly relationship you are not here.

Well, that answers how they stayed together for so long: Bennet distracted Joss from everything Joss didn't like about Bennet with sex.

Side note: was Joss drinking coffee because or in spite of knowing it made Bennet feel sick? Yes, yes he was.

Whew, another Joss chapter done. ... He really is awful.

Why can't he be exactly what he appears, you elitist asswipe?

Bennet's been 'so self absorbed since he got home.' ... Wow, just when I thought he couldn't get any more hypocritical. Congrats, Joss.

Wow. Color me shocked. [/sarcasm] Somehow Joss has turned Bennet's survival and return into 'he doesn't know how hard it was for me when we thought he was dead.'

I'd keep reading, but I think the next chapter is Joss and it's too close to my bedtime to be put in that vile a mood.

Lol, Bennet. When did Joss ever compromise with you? All he does is suck you dry. ... And not in the fun way, either.

So, Rosie isn't my girl and she probably never will be, but I have the wonderful feeling we could hang out and smack talk Joss.

(Minor break from ranting about Creep.) I did say Bennet reminds me a little of Shepard, didn't I? *evil grin*

Oh my gosh, even after *that* Joss still sees Bennet as a shiny fire truck prize to be won. I so don't need to be in his creepy ass head.

Soo... Does anyone else find Joss super creepy?

OMG this scene where he's talking to his mother about his love life has gone on waaaaaay toooooo looooong --