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the worldbuilding in this is sick as fuck and so i am closing my eyes against portents of impending heterosexuality
— Apr 19, 2021 07:18AM
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max theodore
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I CANT STAND THIS SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD MANSLUT
— Apr 21, 2021 12:07PM

max theodore
is on page 298 of 403
WHY ARENT ANY OF THESE PLACES ON THE MAPPPPPP
— Apr 21, 2021 12:02PM

max theodore
is on page 215 of 403
maybe i can manifest billy/arsinoe gay/lesbian solidarity if i will it hard enough
— Apr 21, 2021 08:48AM

max theodore
is on page 180 of 403
#justheterosexualthings: making out with / possibly having sex with a total stranger after one of you washes up on the beach with hypothermia and the other saves your life and hugs you to keep you warm also again you are total strangers and one of you is half dead
— Apr 20, 2021 11:56AM

max theodore
is on page 124 of 403
arsinoe's complete lack of interest in this boy + the fact that she has short hair. i know she's not a lesbian but a butch can dream
— Apr 19, 2021 11:01AM

max theodore
is on page 118 of 403
ah, high fantasy names. arsinoe, mirabella, billy,
— Apr 19, 2021 10:18AM